DISTRICTLAND
By Cristina Bejan 
Directed by John Dellaporta
Coming to the Capital Fringe Festival July 2014 -- BUY TICKETS NOW!

DISTRICTLAND is a loving tribute to youth and ambition and a plea for all of us to slow down, open a     bottle of wine and just talk to the people we live with. 

It's  about slam poetry, your iPhone, your internship, your Mall kickball team, Law School, Rhodes Scholars, World Bankers, Peace Corps, getting high, first generation baggage, the lone DC native and how a cabbie from Kabul’s life is so much more interesting than yours. 

It's about about making contacts at a Happy Hour instead of enjoying the company.

It’s about a series of one-night stands as a substitute for intimacy.

It's about engaging with people on Twitter instead of the people standing beside you.

It’s about losing sleep over who has not endorsed you for a skill on LinkedIn. 

It’s about a city full of transplant activists who cannot name DC's mayor. 

DISTRICTLAND is about how you may wake up one morning finding you have the perfect DC CV, but you wasted your 20s climbing the ladder. Or, if that's not the case, you will wake up realizing you are married to someone   with the perfect DC CV... but she is bad in bed and you are horny.

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